He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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