I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
