what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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