That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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