Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here

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(720): View more from Colorado

Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea

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(760): View more from California

I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her

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(309): View more from Illinois

so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.

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(817): View more from Texas

i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

who knew my inner goddess was such a whore

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...

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