hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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