Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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