I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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