quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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