i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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