The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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