I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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