that's an acceptable place to lick
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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