So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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