why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Randomize
