Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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