yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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