Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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