i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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