i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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