I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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