Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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