Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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