Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize