glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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