suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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