Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
