We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
it's like iHOP with fire
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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