You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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