best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Randomize
