hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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