Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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