come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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