She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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