Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
wanna go halves on a baby?
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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