I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I have already put on my inside pants.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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