I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
You had me at "let me see your balls"
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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