Need sex. Gaining weight.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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