how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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