yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
