thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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