I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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