Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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