great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I think your dad took our porno
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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