I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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