Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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