We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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