So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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