STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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