"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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