Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Randomize
