i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
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